I’ve been writing this to you for three long years now. Finally, I showed it to you last night and said “This is all for you. Every word, every picture.”You said “What the hell is wrong with you? Go do something useful for society instead of buggering around on the internet.”
I said you didn’t appreciate the things I did. You threw a plate at me. I should’ve just got you a Hallmark card instead.
Happy April 1st everyone.
ReplyDeleteLots of love,
Me.
Is this rly your last post? ): The things you wrote have been my source of comfort whenever i feel down!
ReplyDeleteI love you.
ReplyDeletehee... was a scare there. thought it was indeed your last post. hilarious though.... the part about the hallmark card. hee
ReplyDeletephewww! you got me!
ReplyDeleteso it was april fool joke right?
thank you!
i thought u really want to stop writting
i love you!
You also got me! First time in a long time...I'm still perspiring a little and getting my breath back...need some fresh air now...I'll be smiling again after a bit of sunshine and a spot of tea...thank you for everything...
ReplyDeletethat got me, as well.
ReplyDeletethese posts are the only connection i have to anything, anymore. so eloquently written; i fall in love over and over.
Oh my goodness..
ReplyDeletedon't DO that to me!!
I was about to burst into tears..I stopped breathing for a second there...
Far out.
I love your posts
I'm so glad this wasn't true.
(it wasn't...right??)
No, it wasn't true.
ReplyDeleteI love you too much for that.
But never let it be said that I don't have a sense of humour.
<3,
Me
that's such a cruel joke Iain,..
ReplyDeletehaha.
love you too
oh my, you got me, too!
ReplyDeletei thought this really is the last post. i can't handle goodbyes...
You had me there. I felt so wretched for having said such hurtful things. It didn't even cross my mind that this would've been your last post.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for everything.
not very funny Iain!
ReplyDeleteaaarggggh I hate april fool's day.I keep thinking that I have to watch out for things like that and I always forget!
xD
You got me, too. I felt sick in my stomach and like I was about to cry :(
ReplyDelete:)
PWNED.
ReplyDeleteThanks for reminding me to not listen to anyone today.
oh you sly thing you.
ReplyDeleteOh, gosh, that scared me...I didn't want that to be the last post!!
ReplyDeleteoh wow......... my heart was racing like everyone else's.... you can't leave us!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteI think if I didn't realize the date so quickly, I would have cried. This was a really sad post. :(
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Iain! I fell for it. My heart sank upon reading your post. It's just a sad and touching post.
ReplyDeleteWell, I've been writing stuff to someone for quite a while now, and I doubt it's a good idea to let him take a look at it.
Anyway, please be safe, Iain. God bless.
my heart was beating so fast when i saw this then realised it was april fools day, i love your beautiful words so much, thank you for everything, this blog always leaves me with the sense that there's atleast one good person out there.
ReplyDeletethank you and i love you
<3
lmao. thank you. :D
ReplyDeleteI almost cried then. Thank god it's just a joke and not real. (:
ReplyDeleteI would never want you to stop writing for me.
And I really hope you & Jon win! I can't wait for 3rd april!
ReplyDeleteONE MORE DAY!
nyahahaha.. i thought it was really your last post! you got me there!
ReplyDeleteHappy april fools Iain and Jon!
\:D/
i nearly cried
ReplyDeleteI love you and I'm sorry I scared you.
ReplyDeleteI'll write this till my fingers fall off, for you.
<3
don't.ever.go.
ReplyDeleteI was a little bit heartbroken for a moment! Tricksy, tricksy.
ReplyDeleteYou are the only person who has got me with an April Fool's joke today.....Please don't ever go.
ReplyDeleteWHOA i almost died there i did NOT see that coming
ReplyDeletethat was a really good one though.
oh wow haha
don't ever stop !
omg.
I was like WTF? Keep writing to the rest of us...
ReplyDelete;)
Man!
ReplyDeleteYou scared me. Relieved to hear that it was a joke...
:)
don't do that! i only found you a couple months ago but i've never felt so un-alone
ReplyDelete(yes it's a word...go look it up)
i hate this holiday.
bottom line: don't leave.
you got me. i got scared. and was suddenly a lot more upset at -said person- than i thought i'd ever be.
ReplyDeleteyour posts are a connection to the reality which many refuse to see.
thank you a million times over.
Ugh. My heart definitely just stopped for a second.
ReplyDeletei think i died inside a little.
ReplyDeletethat was a cruel, sick joke and it just makes me appreciate you all the more. <3
Don't stop writing yeah..
ReplyDeleteIain, hahaha. I knew it wouldn't be your last.
ReplyDeleteLots of love!
YOou got me there! i'm happy this wasn't your last post.
ReplyDeleteBut i hope you have showed it her before...
Lots of love
haha... thanks god it's just a joke (LOL)
ReplyDeleteIt took me two days to actually come back.. I was so afraid it was really over and all I could think was, "but I just got here."
ReplyDeletewow. i just found your blog. and its amazing! every post you made, makes me wonder would someone ever make a blog just like this dedicated to me.. hahaha btw, i love your blog :D
ReplyDeletecheers from Indonesia
wow i love you
ReplyDeletelove.
ReplyDeleteall i can say is that i clutched at my chest when i read this, i felt a physical pain for you.
ReplyDeletethen you shouldnt have let them see. if someone doesnt appreciate what you write/do for them, they are officially not worth it.
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