Friday, November 27, 2009

The War To Save The Planet






















You will not save the Earth, gunning down aliens from the back of your Hummer.

You will not save the Earth, smashing zombies in the face with a spade.

You will not save the Earth, standing on a burning car (your fist in the air).

You will not save the Earth by deciding which wire to cut (red/blue) at the last second.

You will save the Earth when you decide to start picking up your shit.

You will save the Earth when you decide to start picking up your shit on the beaches.

You will save the Earth when you decide to start picking up your shit in the fields and in the streets.

You will save the Earth when you decide to start picking up your shit in the hills.

And we shall never surrender.

24 comments:

jozipie said...

You are rocking the suburbs with today's entry, Sir. I say, well done, that man.

Anonymous said...

we still love each other right?

Anonymous said...

take ... a coin for you to play :)

<3

NorhtboundToLoop said...

<3

Doomed But Cheerful! said...

No. We will not save the Earth: it will save itself. Of course, the Earth will be quite different: we will all be dead.

Chop Logik said...

+1.

Chop Logik said...

+1.

Taina said...

True, what DoomedButCheerful said. The Earth has withstood so many things, it's almost arrogant of us to think that we will be able to destroy it.

No, we must save ourselves. The Earth will withstand us.

Anonymous said...

Im still here

Anonymous said...

OK, that photo made me. Thank you. Dont do that please :`(

ccmm said...

Very well said.

dirt clustit said...

is it negotiable?

any part of it?

no grey area?

What about picking up my shit but throwing a small amount that probably will not get noticed over the fence and into my neighbors yard?

Anonymous said...

I take my shit and yours and plant a tree with it, which will grow up faster and stronger that the others. ;). Be practical pleaze.

Shit is so devalued...... lol

xoxo

AuntieBa said...

Our shit; our responsibility. We've counted on Earth to deal with it for too long. Not smart to poison your Mother, especially whilst still breastfeeding.

Anonymous said...

Too late for lamentations. And if the Earth doesnt want us anymore, isn't that fair?

We depend on her. So she will be the one to decide. Who knows... maybe we are lucky..or not.

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nashz said...

well said, man. very much well said :)

Fym said...

we will.

123 said...

you are pissing me off

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Iain <3

Anonymous said...

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supreetha said...

This is perfect. We have to save earth ourselves. We have to clean up & make the earth a pleasant place to live in.

klara said...

Well said.