You are the best driver in the world. However, to make sure you can represent your home planet with honour, we had no choice but to fill the roads with idiots.
I need you to understand something. I wrote this for you. I wrote this for you and only you. Everyone else who reads it, doesn’t get it. They may think they get it, but they don’t. This is the sign you’ve been looking for. You were meant to read these words.