We wrote all those martial arts movies you watched, it was the only way to train you from an early age without you being aware of it. Don’t worry, all that practice is going to come in handy real soon.
I need you to understand something. I wrote this for you. I wrote this for you and only you. Everyone else who reads it, doesn’t get it. They may think they get it, but they don’t. This is the sign you’ve been looking for. You were meant to read these words.