Just so you know, we’ve kept track of your high score –and- how well you can really play and we’re going to be beaming you up, very, very, very soon.
I need you to understand something. I wrote this for you. I wrote this for you and only you. Everyone else who reads it, doesn’t get it. They may think they get it, but they don’t. This is the sign you’ve been looking for. You were meant to read these words.